THIS IS A TERRIFYING THOUGH!!!! STOP
THE SECOND GIF IS SO FUCKING CUTE I CANT
Morgan: 18, female, aspiring fashion designer and obsessed with fangirl-ing.
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
|Hair:||What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?|
|Skin:||Do you tan easily?|
|Eyes:||What is your favorite show to watch?|
|Nose:||What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?|
|Mouth:||Do you want to kiss anyone right now?|
|Tongue:||What was in your last meal?|
|Windpipe:||Do you sing?|
|Neck:||Do you wear necklaces?|
|Ears:||How many piercings do you have (if any)?|
|Cheeks:||Do you blush easily?|
|Wrists:||Have you ever broken a bone?|
|Hands:||Are you an artist/writer?|
|Fingers:||Do you play an instrument?|
|Heart:||Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?|
|Lungs:||Do you smoke cigarettes?|
|Chest:||Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?|
|Stomach:||Do you feel confident in your body image?|
|Back:||Are you a virgin?|
|Hips:||Do you like to dance?|
|Thighs:||Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?|
|Knees:||Have you ever cheated on someone?|
|Ankles:||Have you ever been arrested?|
|Feet:||Favorite pair of shoes?|
So many crushes. I have so many crushes. What to do? everyone needs to stop being so cute. STOP. Literally want all like 5 of my crushes to come cuddle on the bed with me and watch a movie. Can we just become one giant dating group of people? Go ahead and bring your current partners. idc, let’s get this going. I don’t even care I’ll fucking tell you I have a crush on you try me.
no stop liking this ur supposed to be asleep!
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
I’m quite literally losing my shit, fighting with people I love, getting screamed at by people, and having people threaten to kick all my teeth in. I’m done helping people. I just can’t do it anymore. I give up on life right now.